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Everyone is so tired of running errands
everyone is so angry waiting 20 min for me
outside a walmart bathroom
across town
at 9 in the morning

Late for mass and still chasin Mecca
No one wants to run the AC
in the broken down cars
everyone just wants to melt and
push their wet fingers
deep into sockets
and dream of an
electric jesus

No one wants to do anything
but come down hard
sweatin in their gin soaked sheets
beggin 2 a higher power
for any way to make
faster money

“i can’t work when I’m so sick”
I heard a woman
screamin in the kitchen,
and Hue was fired
for taking a pan to the back
of Manny’s head.

No one was laughin but me.

No one is gonna bother
throwin away the beef
that was sprinkled in
Manny’s blood,
remnants of the argument;
we still sold it.

There were bigger problems
than cross contamination
and we all had one.


"what if I go talk to that girl about power outlets and then we fall in love and at the wedding we have power outlet party favors"

i once sucked off a guy who looks exactly like this one.

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Apollo and Daphne
Jakob Auer (ca. 1645 - 1706)
Vienna, before 1688

In his Metamorphoses, Ovid tells of the nymph Daphne, who eluded the desires of the sun god Apollo by turning herself into a laurel tree (Greek daphne, laurel).
The two-figure group depicts the beginning of this transformation. In travel reports from the Baroque period, this virtuoso piece of carving was already considered a major work of the Viennese imperial treasury.

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